I thought of another one! Things you should know: I used to wear an absurd amount of glitter to concerts, and despite my very tiny, 90 lb. frame I was always front and center at every punk show.

It was my first concert - Smashing Pumpkins. I was nine, and my dad wrangled a full night of visitation after finding me obsessed with their sins in the radio so he could take me to a concert. It was one of my last night’s with my dad before he died, and one of the first times anyone told me that I’m gorgeous when I’m…

15 year old me would be pleasantly surprised that I’m still alive, and even more pleasantly surprised that I turned into a fairly functional adult with good friends, a great partner, and a rad kid. She’d be incredibly proud that I cut my mother and step father out of my life, and that I was able to reconnect with my…

OH GOOD GOD I COULD WIN THIS IF I WEREN’T GREY.

Macy’s seems to be get home base. As an extremely narrow-pawed marsupial, I can vouch for the awesomeness of her heels.

They owe us royalties, dammit

Thank you! I feel like there should be a sub-Jezebel just for retail managers.

No, I appreciate the reality. I've gone to HR (waiting to hear back - even though we work weekends they don't have to), because what she's doing at work IS incredibly inappropriate. We work for a company where the belief is "coach and develop the shittiness out of them" or she would have been gone months ago. I've…

I obvs. don't know you or your life, but your situation sounds a lot like my best friend. Her parents were/are awful "FAT GIRL NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU" people, and in high school she was hyper-thin because track, water polo, and mom's intense hovering over her food. She gained weight after college, and while she felt…

I know the feeling well, and can only commensurate, raise my beer, and toast the fact that we're not alone in our pants issues :/

Guys I work in retail management and I have to tell ya, after a long day of wanting to shake awful customers by their necks (to move them out of the way so good customers can get to the head of the queue... of course) it's nice to come to Jez and unload/relax/have gif parties.

My company is flying me to London in ~ 2 months for a big anniversary celebration. Very excited to meet international counterparts, very excited to hang out for a bit after and see friends I've not had IRL face time with in years!

Your baby must be MAF!

You are quickly becoming one of my favourite Jez commenters, predominantly due to your stating things my brain wants to, but in a much funnier and eloquent fashion.

I unabashedly love you for this.

He looks like Aragorn's sketchy older brother.

SO MUCH FEELS. ALL THE FEELS FROM THIS.

It simply knows.

Uh, 99% sure you're responding to the incorrect post, but thanks for posting!

Exactly. I dig the high and mighty vibe they've got going on in that post thou.