No, I appreciate the reality. I've gone to HR (waiting to hear back - even though we work weekends they don't have to), because what she's doing at work IS incredibly inappropriate. We work for a company where the belief is "coach and develop the shittiness out of them" or she would have been gone months ago. I've…

I obvs. don't know you or your life, but your situation sounds a lot like my best friend. Her parents were/are awful "FAT GIRL NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU" people, and in high school she was hyper-thin because track, water polo, and mom's intense hovering over her food. She gained weight after college, and while she felt…

I know the feeling well, and can only commensurate, raise my beer, and toast the fact that we're not alone in our pants issues :/

Guys I work in retail management and I have to tell ya, after a long day of wanting to shake awful customers by their necks (to move them out of the way so good customers can get to the head of the queue... of course) it's nice to come to Jez and unload/relax/have gif parties.

My company is flying me to London in ~ 2 months for a big anniversary celebration. Very excited to meet international counterparts, very excited to hang out for a bit after and see friends I've not had IRL face time with in years!

Your baby must be MAF!

You are quickly becoming one of my favourite Jez commenters, predominantly due to your stating things my brain wants to, but in a much funnier and eloquent fashion.

SO MUCH FEELS. ALL THE FEELS FROM THIS.

Uh, 99% sure you're responding to the incorrect post, but thanks for posting!

Exactly. I dig the high and mighty vibe they've got going on in that post thou.

I am, without a doubt, 100% at peace with my decision. Getting grams to chemo was way more important than contributing to the unwanted attention of a genuine creep. If you'd bothered to read my follow up response, you'd have seen that he escaped with minor injuries after YEARS of refusing to acknowledge my utter…

Agreed. One of his friends had the audacity to ask why I wasn't flattered at the beginning of junior year. Dude, I went to another continent to avoid your friend and then I hit him WITH MY CAR.

WELL MAYBE IF I STALL HER WHILE HER BLOOD SUGAR IS LOW SHE'LL TRIP UP AND LOVE ME.

My exact response as I drove away.

Him. When someone stands behind my car being "cute" and I've got to get my grandma to a doctor's appointment, I do not fuck around.

God, this video x a million.

Truth. But imagine the emotional terrorism of being told that your child is going to disappear every day by one person you should be able to trust implicitly. Rational thought and logic aren't high on the list.

Agreed on all counts!

I am forever grey, but I'm hoping y'all will see this:

That bride is an asshole. End scene.