She is gone!!!

As a rep of the Mexican American delegation, we would also like to formally rescind our invitation to our barbecues as well. There will be no carne asada, tacos, tortas, aguas frescas, or horchata for you.

Un-fucking-hinged, baby! The Code 45* team reports that El Condición de Piel del Diablo pounded out a record-setting 14 words with exclamation points today! (This totally means something important - perhaps the number of Michael Cohen’s sixteen cell phones that were used exclusively for Trumpy shenanigans?) Imagine…

*cannot be unseen*

...or an impressionist’s view of a Klan rally.

The echocardiogram of the nation.

They’d be covered in KFC grease.

To: Kanye

Donald Trump told a story about how he signed the first half of his name (“Donald”) before reading what he was signing

You see, women have no inherent value except to establish you in the hierarchy of other men.

I kind of enjoy seeing her have to smell her poor decisions every day.

If you watch how she acts and reacts to Trump, it is obvious she hates him as much as we do. I bet if she didn’t sign her prenup she would be the most vocal Trump hater.

Before the campaign Melania showed up on The View and defended Birtherism.
“Veh is dah birth certificate”
Thankfully the panelists challenged her.
Additionally Julie Iofee, who was at GQ at the time wrote a fairly rote profile about her and her Slovenian family. Soon after Iofee was attacked by both Trumps and had anti…

The root of all evil. Melania is nothing more then a prostitute. She made that choice and gave up all decency and morality so she could be the kept woman of a stupid pig. Why the eff would ANYBODY feel “sorry” for her? She was on the view DEFENDING her porkers attacks on Obama and plugging the birtherism bullshit to…

Melania Trump is a gaping asshole that only appears to be an almost decent person because she is often next to the world’s largest piece of shit.

Or an empty chair.

I eagerly await the episode where he interviews a mirror.

This is the correct reaction to this news.

They need to do this, but in a Mystery Science Theater 3000 sort of way, with a panel of snarky women comedians making pithy comments over the “action.”

I wonder what this movie would look like if Aidy Bryant was the lead and Amy Schumer was the best friend. A lot more interesting I’d imagine.