There is no doubt that being Taylor Swift-level famous sucks in ways that we plebes can’t really empathize with. This video is small and sweet, though the “yay I am famous again” smile at the end was kind of a let down. Still, it was way better than her recent attempts at being artsy-meta.

The song and video are really cute.

I really liked this music video. The song is kind of nicely understated (reminds me of how good “Style” was), it works well with the music video, and Swift’s a pretty decent dancer.

There are a lot of cops who just took the job because it paid well and have benefits. They’re not particularly inclined to have to seek out and traumatize people who aren’t doing anything that will actually fill their ticket quota, simply because it’s way too much work, it’s mean, and they, as individuals, genuinely…

I guess there’ll be marathon blocks of Dharma & Greg, too.

“Squirrel Busters”

Sample programs:

I wasn’t going to but for some reason I am now feeling really compelled.

And the kid’s gameshow, Thetans of the Hidden Temple.

Good for them. It’s about time Scientology broke in to Hollywood.

THR adds that it’s “not immediately clear”

Maybe it’ll be a reality show type thing where teams of Scientologists compete against who could harass the most ex-Scientologists the most?

Take the damn star for that AWESOME sarcasm. I hope...

Finally the prestige series Battlefield Earth so richly deserves.

South Park or GTFO.

How’s that bed you’re lying in Caitlyn? Mighty uncomfortable ain’t it? Enjoy!

Yeah, she’s not smart in every way. I have a real issue with her preaching shit like The Secret and supporting the idea that you can get anything you want in life if you just believe are willing to pray or hope and somehow it will manifest itself. She’s done a lot of good work, and she has absolutely worked hard, but…

People, Oprah running for president is NOT a good idea. NOT. Like, at all. Oprah is a very smart, very kind person, and those are great leadership qualities- but that’s not all that’s required of a president. I have no reason to think that Oprah can create and push through an infrastructure bill. Or oversee the…

I see where Oprah thinks it’s fun, but making the cleaning staff go on an Easter Egg hunt for their tip seems demeaning.

And every time time she picks up a thing, there’s another. And there’s another. And there’s another. So I did that. I did it all over the room. I put it under the desk. I put it in the bathroom. I put it in the roll of toilet paper. I put it in the shower. I put it underneath the rug. Imagine how happy that person was!