I just got out of a Wrinkle in Time and it was amazing. I loved it, but i wish it was longer

There will almost certainly be a historical drama made about this period in time, so I thought it might be fun to fantasy cast it. I don’t have the whole thing fleshed out, but so far I have (and I’m open to better options): Shia LaBeouf as Jared, Michael Emerson (Ben from Lost) as Eric, Dylan Baker (J. Edgar Hoover…

Take your star...

Premature blast-off.

“Vaginally connected”

That is quite the visual, isn’t it?

Meanwhile meanwhile, Hillary Clinton had promised to appoint women to half of her cabinet posts

“Wives and Daughters.” Yay! In other words, “Receptacles” and “Bargaining Chips.”

Here’s another photo of Trump advancing women and their interests!

Also: I want to know the story of the missing phallic symbol on the table:

The juxtaposition of Trump’s hand gesture with the dildos on the table is priceless.

That’s being quite complimentary to a few of them.

He’s empowering ALL Americans with his winning agenda.

Just out of sight is a man who feeds Trump a little Werther’s Original for every 5 minutes he remembers what the topic of the meeting is.

Even the bust in the background is tired of all their shit.

There’s some pretty big dildos at that table, dicks around the table too. 🙄

100% they don’t happen. If nothing else, he’ll get talked out of it by smarter people than him. He’ll wind up sending Kushner. He’s probably dumb enough to think Ivanka’s kid walking into the room singing in chinese will be amusing to dear leader

If President Trump can truly solve this problem, that would be going down as a great president, and there’s no way around that. That is the reality here.

Came here to say just this. Breastfeeding can be difficult to get the hang of, but when you do you often become a nursing ninja. I could feed my kids literally anywhere and no one would ever notice.

Reading this while breastfeeding one of my twins. I don’t wear anything these days that doesn’t give me instant and somewhat discreet access to my boobs, the requirement I have used to choose all clothes in the last year - how fast can I access my boobs? This woman is a rock star!!!!