My fiancee’s Aussie mix and my Beagle Dachshund, posing for their album cover.

He’s just the best. I hope this doesn’t post sideways.

These two girls are the love of my Dad. Both rescue dachshunds, the black one Queezon and the brown Keshi.

This is Max, when he isn’t sleeping he’s fond of nipping at your nose.

They’re hell bent on catching some kind of animal that made a tunnel system under the backyard, so all I had to do to get them to stand at attention like that was open the curtains and have them look at the backyard. That gave me that near-perfect shot.

Willow and Amy wish you a happy Thanksgiving!

Her name is Dita. She’ll be your mistress tonight. (Not sure why kinja insists on uploading this sideways) #shrug

This is Atticus.

Dwight’s a dick. A very photogenic, allergy-prone dick.

Dashiell, conqueror

My dog Titus with his George Burns impersonation

Psyched to the max to gove thanks for stuff.

Rex and Fiona graduating obedience school. Rex is very proud because he graduated twice

Here’s my best bud destroying our bushes, his favorite spot to lay.

My 6-month-old Shihtzu, Aubrey.

This is Blackjack, begging for food from the couch as I sit in an armchair eating snacks. He is very spoiled, but also very good.

Julie. 10 years old, rescued 5 years ago. Best girl I’ve ever known.

Actually, the raspberry and primrose right actually help, if there was enough of them. But those black beans — those of us who get digestive issues with our contractions should steer clear of that stuff, for sure! Aye Carumba!

Hmm, a product of dubious medical utility that reinforces stereotypes and preys on insecurities, I expect that they’ll sell like hotcakes.