Personally I’m trying to figure out how to join Team Stable Servers but they keep exploding.

We are paid salaries, but we get raises every time we write posts that are nonsense. Those raises go up even higher if the posts are illegible or only readable under special light.

:: playing for the first time like ::

Don’t be sorry. Be better.

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

Nope, we’re selling TAY to Nabisco.

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