Mega Man X’s Hands: An Investigation. Tomorrow on Kotaku.

for real, though, we all have our methods of dealing with anger (especially when nobody else is around), and I figure if I can use it to amuse and/or relate to other people, it’s worth doing. I recognize that anger at little things (for instance, tough parts of games) is often ridiculous, so why not have a laugh at my…

Some will cry “clickbait”, but fuck em, joke preservation trumps all other considerations.

So I think it’s pretty clear now that Bastion fucks.

Track: Down Rodeo | Artist: Rage Against The Machine | Album: Evil Empire

But let’s ask the important question. Did he give himself a hydraulic penis?

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Nah. If he’s involved in something interesting, we’re posting. Here we’ve got a playful way to look at the general pointlessness of pre-ordering video games. It only works because of the scale of his success.

Need a new bikini streamer? Why not Zoidberg?

More like Digital Suicide, amirite?

god damn Luke Cage is good.

It brings in a lot of traffic, including people who click on it and then leave a comment about it getting covered too much :P

I know it's fashionable to shit on the animation in this show but I'm just thankful to have more berserk material to look forward to given that my kids will have kids who just graduated college by the time the anime finishes.

Depends on the price. Less powerful but more affordable almost always sells better than high power, high cost. Look at 360 vs ps3.