i'd love to see him do Black Eyed Dog

i saw SRV back in 86, at the NY State Fair! Fabulous T-Birds opened.

i just saw Paul Simon, which knocks one name off my list.

it's choads all the way down

it's because half of them are Russian teenagers working for 6 rubles/day.

he broke his sussudio!

Shary Bobbins: I can do everything from reading bedtime stories to changing diapers.
Grampa: Put me down for one of each.

don't touch my bags if you please

my parents tried to get there, from a couple hours west, but the highways were closed.

no thank you.

caring about this is creepy

… along with a lot of people who do anarchist cosplay on the internet.

i like to have a big glass of Ovomaltine before i play my saxomaphone

sometimes Surli answers the phone. she's kinda cranky

trial by sexual assault seems cruel and unusual.

keeping anonymous, even with nyms, only works if you don't tell your IRL friends what your nyms are. otherwise, it will get out.

i was the kid your mother warned you about.

i am so glad there was no internet when i was in high school.

why not… the war was started by a Harvard graduate

covfefe!