bear down

there was this one Harvard guy who started a website devoted to ranking the hotness of his classmates.

there are still 130+ breweries in NC.

great job not knowing about something someone else knew about before you knew about it. you're so lame.

can you steal something nobody wants?

F.U. Nderdome

this show is so ridiculous.

tell MarALago he still owes me $25.

i've read that it has something to do with the Indian education system, which emphasizes rote memorization. these first-generation American kids get taught by their immigrant parents who are all about some memorization and see spelling bees as a way for their kids to excel.

ROLL COAL!
C.O.A.L., coal!

it's an imperative sentence.

they care about the opposite of whatever liberals care about.

yeah, the first two short parts were fine (the Genesis analogue and the cast of characters part).

♬ I'll be there for yoouuuuu ♫

Q: what's a Gaelic?

The Berensteen Berens

i started it on a nighttime, winter, Trailways bus trip across central NY, 1988. had Pink Floyd's Animals on my walkman. gave up on the book before the bus pulled into Albany.

Lotion, of the Smooth People

i just started The Silmarillion and i want to bash my head in with a large stone almost as much as i want to continue.

Everyone saying "first time I've ever heard of this guy" is sarcastically responding to the fucking headline.