Maybe they can just get bought out by Air BnB and they can reclassify Uber rides as (very) temporary property rentals?

So, they pay their drivers like shit and do everything they can to ensure that the drivers are treated like contractors so that they get exactly 0 benefits, thus making their employee costs as low as possible, and Uber is STILL losing money hand over fist?

You’re not paid by the ‘word’ are you? Because otherwise it seems to me you would have expanded on the Uber car lease program, how Uber compares to Lyft and how Uber compares against long running traditional cab companies who, oh wow, still have real live human beings driving cars. I cant believe you got away with…