Years ago I got into an accident and had the steering wheel airbag deploy. I was wearing a baseball cap and the brim of the hat got almost completely ripped off. It’s the reason I won’t use my e-cig while driving. A cigarette would just smush but I don’t want to even think about what a decent sized metal pen/box would…

Nobody is getting drugged with them 357s lol

She was begging for it so hard that she had blood coming out of her......

Nothing but Trouble is an awesome movie and Digital Underground were awesome as well. Tie the Knot, tie tie the knot....... oh yeah lol

From the first time I saw Franken on SNL I could just tell that he was a total and complete weirdo. Certainly not the fun kind of weirdo tho. I pegged him as a pedo, which I would still bet good money on him having pulled some inappropriate shit on a child or 25. For so long he has hidden behind his fake persona as…

Welp, I hope Microsoft releases the 4k updates on discs because downloading an 80 gb update for a game on my shiny new X1X is going to be a thing of the past.

She must have known she had a warrant out for her arrest and still she decided to slap on the bumper sticker in a state where it wasn’t going to go over well with the public. I’m not sure she should be branded as courageous, probably just stupid. I got a speeding ticket in Pennsylvania about 15 years ago that I never…

I really wish Microsoft would release sales numbers again, but yeah I understand why they don’t. That being said, people quote VGchartz and their “educated” (lol) guesses because when the people want numbers they get get them wherever they can and I’m pretty sure Vgchartz aren’t doing MS any favors with their guesses.

Nice try but enough with the fake news, Jason. I am the CEO of EA and me and Bigg Sean are BFFs. Glad I could clear that up for ya.

Maybe instead of bitching about it, all you poor people should go get another job or find a different hobby. (I’m trying to put myself in the midset of someone who thinks this bullshit is aok and I feel gross for it)

Microsoft still pays me every day to search with Bing.

People like ratings and in the land of digital distribution it’s hard - damn near impossible - for 3rd parties to get ahold of said info. Best idea is to take any of this info while enjoying one of those giant salt licks for deer. People crave this info so badly that sites like VGchartz can pull their numbers out of a…

If a Scientologist rapes someone (well, unless they’ve managed to have “gone clear”) doesn’t that mean, according to their beliefs, that they have also raped hundreds or even thousands of ghost people attached to the victim??

Years ago the company I work for leased a brand new GMC cargo van and while I was driving it home I noticed that the fuel gauge in the dashboard said “diesel fuel only” even though I knew damn well it ran on unleaded. I really, really wanted to fill it up with diesel to see the glorious destruction, but I knew all…

I love the Fallout games and recently discovered that there is one called Fallout Brotherhood of Steel that came out on the OG Xbox. I still have my Xbox (sadly the disc tray likes to open and close at will, making the console pretty much useless) but back when the game 1st came out I had absolutely no interest in…

And yet I still haven’t actually managed to beat the game at all lol

I just heard a story on the radio that while in “therapy” he is constantly screaming that the whole thing is a conspiracy, sleeping during meetings and even smuggled in a cell phone he uses whenever the hell he feels like it. This guy NEEDS to get some jail time for him to even register the fact he did something wrong.

Back when I leased a brand new 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee I ended up running over a damn railroad spike. I pulled over and my Jeep actually had a full sized spare, which I changed all by myself. I put the destroyed tire back where the spare was and turned it in without saying a word. Even tho I was a kid back then, I…

1997 was an awesome year. It was most certainly the year that I came closest to being “cool”. All downhill since then.

Winona Ryder is absolutely gorgeous and that terrible photo shop job on the Marie Claire cover would make me assume that she must be hideous irl if I didn’t already know that she is totes beautiful.