That makes me feel better.

And I’m OK with that.  Subaru has always been function over form.  Just give us the mechanical goods we want.

If Subaru would give the crosstrek an STi version and maybe even a WRX trim, they would be printing money

I’m looking forward to playing this for the first time. 

What a snooze of a presentation. I got through it joining in the joke-a-thon in the live Youtube chat but woof.

This whole thread makes me want to re-watch the movie for the millionth time. One of only a couple films for which I’ve purchased updated media formats over the years.

LOVE IT. 

Technically you can play the game you already own free of charge.

The combat was easily the best in the series except *maybe* X2.

No it's good

What is this? A Fantasy for ants? 🗡️🐜

You can own a car without being part of the bullshit community, you know. There’s no one forcing you to vape, wear a flat bill everywhere, and only drink Monster.

I was once under the impression that Jalopnik is a site for car enthusiasts, but I slowly learned it’s actually a site for people who are enthusiastic about criticizing cars.

Seth Rogen > Joe Rogan

Later space cowboy...

Currently on the back of my car...

You haven’t seen the whole series? You must! It’s in the top tier of 21st century cartoons. Pretty much unrivalled in terms of sheer, unbridled imagination. Even as an adult the show is so well-constructed.

Here, this’ll take the edge off, hehe:

The stakes are certainly very high. Wasn’t for me, though. My first run through I didn’t realize I should have been beating four pre-bosses to make her weaker and got wiped. Second run I went in ridiculously overpowered - because no way was I going to let that happen again - and just mopped the floor with everybody.

When was the last time a Le Mans winner was relevant to your daily commute?

And don’t say shit like “gone totally homo” like it’s a pejorative, you fucking Neanderthal.