She is going to hand Pence his ass on a platter, of this I am certain. 

I’d like to see any corroborating evidence of your claim that SFVI was due out next year or that Ono had any culpability in issues with its development process. As far as I know, the game has not been publicly acknowledged to exist, nor have there been any reliable leaks about it - certainly no indication of the…

Sure, he’s won at SF2, SF3, SF4 and SF5, but I bet he’s not very good at the original one!

She believes the store is large enough—16,000 square feet—to allow for a few exceptions, like customers who claim they’re physically unable to tolerate a mask or workers who need a small break during or six- or eight-hour shifts as long as they keep their distance from other people.

The swordplay is great.
Its haikus somewhat lacking.
Still game of the year.

Pastrana and Beavis did their best to salvage what they could from the car before it was totally consumed by flames

He swears that he was only looking for a British national television website.

Jalopnik has never been an escape from politics. The “much more” in the mast head, that the name is jalopy and “beatnik” portmanteau, that the writers here for YEARS have talk about the intersection of car culture and politics...its not our fault that some people dont have a hobby that can let them switch off the…

can we please get a US release of Yakuza Ishin!?

Is that you, Homer?

The marketing name for that shade of orange is “OJ”.

It’s the first bullet point of the press release... two trims get the new engine.

I didn’t think these came in manual anymore. This kind of made my day, orange premium 6mt with black sti wheels, 27k.   Yeah ill take one.  

I would argue that most people would want the AWD option, developing a FWD transmission option would probably lead to a similar situation of manual vs automatics. Why waste time and energy on developing something that only a few people would want?

CVT will sap extra 30hp from oh-so-sporty 9.0sec 0-to-60 crosstrek.

A slight correction is needed, Erik. The Crosstrek Limited also receives the 2.5 as standard equipment. Base and Premium continue with the 2.0, but Sport and Limited have the 2.5

Both the Sport AND the Limited trims get the 2.5 liter engine.

Selling badly? Where? I live in the PNW and you can’t swing the proverbial dead cat without hitting a Crosstrek.  If you live anywhere with snow or have modest offroad intentions, none of the competition measures up (literally, the Subie has the best ground clearance of all).

They’re moving cars like there’s no tomorrow.

Well-said.

We’re living in a time where there is a small, but significant, minority who would say with a straight face that Donald Trump is no more or less corrupt than any given politician. We’ve completely lost the ability to define “deviance”.

And that’s the point. Exhaustion is the point. Numbness is the point.…