Yes, I do.

I have no solutions. This post just reminded me of this picture. And I think it does a good job displaying the problem.

I never thought I’d say this, but let’s get some more snooker stories up in here.

“Enjoy the good days. Get through the bad. Kiss your family. Have a blast. And is anyone going toward Vandergrift tonight? I could use a ride. I got no gas or grass, but uh, we can work something out.”

Oh good, I thought there might be no one here justifying fucking a shark’s corpse. Crisis averted.

Here’s the transcript:

Doctor: Sid, how many fingers am I holding up?

“He wants to be Derek Jeter”

I know you’re not supposed to argue about this but it’s clearly a ball and a strike

The Penguins still have some tricks up their sleeves

100% the Pens thing no question. It’s their bogeyman.

I would put getting forcibly removed from a flight above Croquet as well.

East Coast haters gonna hate. Acadia for the win. Watch the sun rise on Cadillac.

Stopped reading at ‘Unfrosted’.

That Baltimore would rank under Pittsburgh in this list is an affront to everything I know to be right and true.

The placement of Perd is high, an assesment of his worth as a character that holds that he is better than 27 characters, but worse than 3.

1a. Thou shalt not rank Original Cafe Mix Milk and Honey Granola ahead of other breakfast cereals.

I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we…

Breakfast foods, ranked:

Oh, I'm sorry. I should have indicated in the original post that people who rank green bean casserole ahead of mash potatoes aren't allowed to comment on my thread.