Square plates are good, but they aren’t convenient. My mom has all square plates but she needs round paper plates to use the microwave because it won’t rotate with the square ones. I am perplexed every time I see her do this

Sounds like the best two-month vacation Jim Tomsula could dream of

Huh, apparently he is Swedish (but born in Austria). There goes my dream of a full russian line (OVI-Kuzy-Orlov-Andre 4v4)

True but Trout did have that nutso catch against the Orioles a few years ago

I personally think all those guys are more exciting but Billy Hamilton is probably the most exciting human in baseball (Trout is not human)

Baseball’s most exciting center fielder? If we are talking defensively you could put Kiermaier, Buxton, or Billy Hamilton above him. Also Mike Trout is the best damn baseball player in the universe who also happens to play CF. These are just some of the names I could pick.

Ovechkin has not looked 100 percent since that hit from Khadri in the Toronto series. I think it was less a panic move and more about shortening Ovi’s minutes and getting him out against weaker lines. Also by giving him less minutes you keep him fresh for the power play. Yeah they needed to mix things up but there was…

I’d be upset that we got that close to the finals but I hate the goddamn penguins so much fuck them

Wait so the Uber driver got out of the car to open the door for the passengers? That is easily the most surprising part of this story

Also Hannah uses two hands multiple times, YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME

Wait, when I play Jenga once you remove the piece you have to stack it on top. What game is this? Am I wrong or is this an abomination?

Yes Yes Yes for Riverdale! Can’t wait to find out who the killer and then re-watch to pick up on the clues. Favorite live show right now

Yes, Kansas’s last game was a lost to an average TCU, but they didn’t have known shitbird Josh Jackson. Despite being a shitbird, Jackson in an elite player and top-5 pick. Kansas is a different team with him on the court and for that reason they should make the final four

“ it’s March, the sports calendar is dead, people get bored, you start fighting over this sort of thing to pass the time.”

Relevant Story! I played Tiafoe when we were both kids playing in a tournament in the DC area. Guy was probably 2.5 years younger than me and I had at least a foot on him. I learned a lot about tennis that day as he could get everything back and had some major pop despite being small. He won 6-1 6-2 I think but it…

Follow-up question: which teams are not classified as major-market teams? I’m interested to see who gets the most out of revenue sharing.

Starred for “Pussylick” Who needs Messi when we have Pussylick?

“Hey kid, I’m a computer”

The two-bagger of doritos would’ve been the better headline. The amount of views you would get would be astonishing. If you had pictures/video...HOO BOY!

Mordecai Centennial “Three-finger” Brown