green bean casserole is delicious. fight me.

The French had an antipathy toward potatoes, calling it ‘hog feed’ and believing that they caused leprosy. Antoine-Augustin Parmentier. who was an army pharmacist during the Seven Years’ War who was forced to eat potatoes as his rations after being captured by the Prussians, undertook to change its reputation. One of…

also, we were texting before millennials even knew what texting was. so they can get the hell off my lawn.

(including my most-anticipated, melting face, which either means “I just nailed the solo from Van Halen’s ‘Eruption’ or ‘It is Tuesday and Global Warming is real,’ depending on your age)

I take solace that in 15-20 years, they too will be cringe and unable to help it.

So how do I identify my dominant emotional style? You’ve stated how important it is but didn’t say much about how to identify it other than noting how you feel in difficult times. Is that all there is to it? I would have thought half the blog post would be about it.

LOL (s)he doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!

What about the three sea shell method? 

My doctor said ideally we’d never have to wipe. Eat right, exercise, drink enough water, and poop leaves your anus without a trace. Toilet paper is clinically bad for you. Bidets can scatter fecal particles all over the place. Basically there’s no good, hygienic way to clean your butthole. It’ll probably be the end of…

Your search had “Colorado” in the job title search. Try this instead? https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/search/?currentJobId=2658886247&geoId=105763813&keywords=devops&location=Colorado%2C%20United%20States

While great for those who need it, I prefer my own method of cross-platform communication. If/when someone tries to reach me using a platform-specific app/service, I simply explain to them the ridiculousness of using a platform-specific app/service for cross-platform interactivity such as communication, especially…

the dream where you don’t know what your class schedule is, or what the next class is, or where the classroom is, etc.

Missed class all semester and haven’t been doing the homework, either.  Where’s the homework????

I had that one, then discovered it wasn’t a dream after all. Yikes! The only class I ever failed. Just this morning my wife and I were talking about the dream where you don’t know what your class schedule is, or what the next class is, or where the classroom is, etc. I hate that one. Also, if you’re young, I’m afraid…

both are fantastic reasons to stay with a car or a dog

I’m five years in and he’s very handsome

fuck yeah olive oil and chocolate is great (try in cakes too). and salt & chocolate always but always. 

Likely not just mental. Lots of factors. Depending on how experienced you are to the gym its possible you don’t manage your fatigue well, so say you’re doing a five day split but you’re going a little too hard the accumulated fatigue, which can be slow, will creep up on you. So a day or two off can really help.

Is it ok if I don’t feel guilty about skipping all the days of exercise? 

Bath sheets for the fattys!