Not surprising, real art is used for that as well. 

WHY does it have to be a 4-door? Are there going to be four people in there off-roading?  I don't get the infatuation with crew cabs.  Otherwise looks great, would look tremendous as a Xtra or single cab though.

I always considered buying one of these...Risky Business.

EP3 Civic Si — Listen Alex, I know you said you didn’t want a Civic, but pop the badges off of this car and 99% of Nebraskans won’t know what this car is.

That cloud of smoke is sickening. I'm no crazy environmentalist, but damn that's a lot of particulate matter. 

Safety blankets are for pussys bro. My flat bill and Oakleys will protect me from metal shards good enough.

It seems like if your whole deal is pushing engines to the point of catastrophic failure, you should, you know, prepare for that catastrophic failure. 

parasocial relationships built on stunts like these are deeply troubling so i wouldn’t mind seeing it die out but maybe communicate, twitch. (and also yes i know this is just about profit)

I think what they’re saying is the cost of the repairs reimbursed to the dealer or mechanic for their warranty work.

Like a year and a half ago, I thought Twitch had put a dress code in place. And yet now we have half naked women in hottubs, doing literally nothing related to gaming.

Cars that incur more warranty repair costs in the first 90 days - regardless of who pays for the repair - are generally more likely to incur higher repair costs in the long run.

Good. IGN of all places has no business weighing in on middle east conflicts.

The Fit.

Nah, mate. The Rav-4 is gross. Even with the two-tone paintjob, it’s ghastly.

If Jay Leno would just dial back the amount of Jay Leno in Jay Leno’s Garage...

It most certainly is a negotiation. I’ve worked with an Indian tribe and they’ve become very adept at playing the victim card. Usually it’s a shakedown for a payout; then they start to infighting over which of their own factions get it. See casinos, Keystone XL Pipeline, literally any government social program and now…

Push button starter. WHY do I need this? What problem does it solve??? What was wrong with inserting a key and turning it?

“City car” is an oxymoron and actually explains why they are not selling perfectly. The last thing anyone needs in a city is a car. And having a car in a city is pure hell (I have street parked a car while living in both Boston and NYC!). So there you have it, you explained why this car is stupid with two words! :)

“Oh Cock” and “No Cock”, obviously.