this is goodminton

Also, for what it’s worth, I have never had a problem with the pace of baseball games. I like that they’re long and slow.

Ivanka?

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

I hear he also goes through the express lane with more than 11 items.

Fear not Jon, I’m sure Nacho Man will soon be exposed as a virulent racist and/or a bad parallel parker.

Driver: Where you going?

Shouldn’t the TRULY immaculate inning be only 3 pitches?

Of everyone you just mentioned, LeBatard is the only one I found even remotely tolerable. You, sir, must be a damn saint if you put up with Mike & Mike every day.

This is the first time hearing love put a smile on a player’s face.

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

It’s actually 28 minutes of commercials per hour. I caclulcated it once from the live stream when I was bored. 4 commercial breaks. 3 of those run for 5-6 minutes. The fourth (top of the hour) runs about the same for most ESPN radio shows, but is closer to 8-9 minutes for M&M. And then Greenie reads no fewer than 4 on…

Worse than that is that fact that almost none of Berman’s catch phrases were his own. The “Rumbling, stumbling, bumbling” was Keith Jackson. His “back, back, back” was an imitation of many former local baseball guys and almost all of the football highlights including “he .. could .. go ..all.. the way” and “the…

But without marching band bus trips how else are nerds going to get to finger the clarinet players?

Wow time sure does fly. I remember sitting on my couch, young, unmarried, jobless watching him win the Heisman. Now 18 years, 7 pro bowls, a Super bowl ring later, I’m sitting on my couch, old, unmarried, jobless, reading about his retirement. Life sure does come at you fast.

My neighbors are vehement protestors. Did they help during my high risk pregnancy? Nope. Take my poor kids to the park to run when I couldn't? Cook a meal?? BIG NO. Did my pro choice neighbor come take out my garbage and rough house with my boys and do my dishes? YES.

Relax, Robert. You’re not a Brown yet.

And each one would feature the word “thug”.

How many thinkpieces would there be if, say, Jameis Winston took a trophy that way?

Nigel Tufnel nods knowingly...