And thus it begins.

Harvey Weinstein calls it his 9pm business meeting.

Rask is white so they definitely won't put shit in his bed like they did to Bill Russell.

I can’t wait to see the congratulatory ads in the St. Louis newspaper.

The assassination attempt ends up somehow being revenge for the death of Nelson de la Rosa.

I’m still trying to decide if this is some kind of really good joke/pun about Nomar.

I don’t think this was what you were supposed to take away after seeing “Z”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z_(1969_film)

Somebody shot Trot Nixon too?

“You do it.”

How does a website talk out of both sides of it’s mouth so well? They should really be part of a circus road show. 

Co-sign! How dare you throw “the media” under the bus and, in avoiding the sword yourselves, imply that Myers fell on the sword as a passive-aggressive gesture of self preservation. Bad day for Deadspin.

Idk people who post articles such as...

All these links to drive your own traffic, and not one for Burnenko’s classic?

Or maybe it’s columns like this: https://deadspin.com/play-in-game-5-coward-god-gave-you-two-calves-for-a-r-1835381874

Counterpoint:

The check in from Burneko should be amusing 

These games were all simulated in a TV studio 3 years ago. You can tell by the shadows. Anyone who says they were there is either a payed crisis actor or were the subject of a massive government LSD/Virtual reality trial balloon.

My god. Dewey defeats Truman all over again. 

Grey pride woot!

Hey Tom, same here! I’m stuck in the greys because my comments are way too witty & insightful. The “ungreytefuls” ( lol, see what I did there?) are just afraid of me!!! Bro, you should have seen my comments the other day on that Lezzibel site (see, I did it again!) when they were talking about a Gay Pride Parade. I…