Speaking strictly as a guy who does computer security for a living, this is horrible advice. Your phone is much more likely to be physically stolen than to be exploited in this manner.

Wishing wellness and success to your son. I lost my older brother to childhood Leukemia some 40+ years ago. He would’ve had a much better chance today. Not a big believer in religion, but if I were I’d say a prayer for you. Having a child in danger is the worst thing that can happen to a parent.

“Once you’re President, you can do whatever you want. Grab ‘em by the pussy. Taft knows what I’m talking about.”

In my virtual kingdoms I’ve put in countless hours to fully gear out my characters. My overwatch gorilla has the finest jackets and hats. My fallout character lives in a beautiful, sprawling city that I custom designed. He even has a stable 401k. I am married to a hulking, horned demon in another game. In the real…

A new synopsis for the show’s fourth season premiere has been released:

I lol’d at “tinted water.”

*Hayden Christensen sits by his phone, anxiously*