Aw man, poor Justin. If you know him like Canada does, you can see how fake all these smiles are today. This is not his genuine happy face. What a shitty day for him, having to gladhand all these douchebags for the sake of the nation.

This is so deliciously good.

No.

I JUST WANT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED PETTY CELEB SHADE, YA KNOW?

As a Canadian, I am fairly expert on how to incorporate snowflakes into your day to day style. In this scenario, I have to give it up to Will Arnett; not just for choosing appropriate footwear but more importantly for the classic squinty ah ah there’s snow in my eyeballs expression, which elevates the look with…

In a way, this highlights why there are almost zero undocumented immigrants voting illegally. No one would be willing to risk deportation for such a potentially high profile crime.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

I work in an office as well. The cute outfits happen every so often but usually it’s what is clean and what I haven’t already worn that week. Also what takes the least effort.

I’m 10 weeks pregnant - first time - and that 9 month pic has me *internally screaming*

TWINS

I truly, truly hate women who do this. They do not look at their husbands like that at home behind closed doors. It’s a stupid con game that their idiot cohorts fall for every time. My parents have been married for over 50 years, so this is not cynicism.... I know what real love looks like and that look of agape,…

Why exactly is Albright’s promise to disrupt the Muslim registry by registering as Muslim confusing??

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Anyone who says this isn’t straight up fascism, is a straight up fascist themselves. Our right to peacefully assemble, which means anything short of actually smashing shit up, is guaranteed by our 1st amendment constitutional rights. Don’t think for a second that this law will not be used by a federal agency at some…

Hm, they looked the same to me, but now that I look super, super closely they could be different pictures. I have to look at some of the other day and see if all the flags, scafolding, etc was exactly the same for 2013 and 2017. It may be a picture taken a few minutes later than the 2013 one on their home page. Good…

Yet 14-year-old girls handle it with more dignity every damned day.

Thank you for this. A woman isn’t lacking in agency just because she’s making decisions you don’t agree with. I might concede that she’s in over her head, but to cast her as someone so blank that she can’t muster up the power to make her own decisions is a disservice to both her, and other women like her. Just because…

The weirdest thing about living here is dangling off the Earth all the time.

You are excellent at alienating would-be allies. Congrats!

Sounds identical to the one I went to in Edmonton, Canada! Couple thousand peeps, tons of kids, half a dozen smiling cops. An all around peaceful and joyful celebration of awesomeness.