i ate some cherry poptarts. i’m feeling much better already.
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Yeah but not literally. I may not have learned a TON from being 26, but I learned not to date libertarians so it wasn’t a total waste.
I was really hoping Bruce was going to come on, look right into the camera and say “that means you, Chris Christie. I hate you.”
I paid for my own admittance, so that entitles me to an opinion about the rudeness of immature people who can’t get off their phone. People on their phones are being rude and distracting to other attendees. If it is a live show they are also being blatantly disrespectful to the performers. If something is so important…
It’s the site I embedded it from! I’m not a MONSTER!
And if they don’t you have to run and find them because they are up to something.
That, my pals, is the joke. What if the tabloids are wrong about everything?
Exactly. Given the state of Rio and its dirty water and broken dreams, there will probably be lots of plastic bags in the audience needing some encouragement.
even though the kimmel/damon war is so overplayed, i am still not tired of it.
How many times today do you think Barack and Michelle just looked at each other, burst out laughing, and high-fived? I’m going with 20 as a minimum.
Then you don’t need to be on Twitter.
Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?
i saw it! i loved it! AND THEY WEAR REGULAR FLAT COMFORTABLE SHOES WHILE GHOSTBUSTING!!
Yeah she had to make the font bigger, adjust the angle, probably a filter... This wasn't a quick snap. PLUS the first time you post to your story is asks you if you're sure. ( I leave this message on because I'm a drunk snapper)
nice try russell
Her face is tied to the £pound so . . .
I don’t know her.
Yeah, if you have a super great idea that you don’t run by your co-workers before implementing in this massively public setting, it’s because, deep down, you know it’s a stupid fucking idea they’d have rightly shut down.