Exactly. Given the state of Rio and its dirty water and broken dreams, there will probably be lots of plastic bags in the audience needing some encouragement.

even though the kimmel/damon war is so overplayed, i am still not tired of it.

How many times today do you think Barack and Michelle just looked at each other, burst out laughing, and high-fived? I’m going with 20 as a minimum.

Then you don’t need to be on Twitter.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

This has been, hands down, the best celebrity scandal since Solange kicked Jaz-Z.

i saw it! i loved it! AND THEY WEAR REGULAR FLAT COMFORTABLE SHOES WHILE GHOSTBUSTING!!

Yeah she had to make the font bigger, adjust the angle, probably a filter... This wasn't a quick snap. PLUS the first time you post to your story is asks you if you're sure. ( I leave this message on because I'm a drunk snapper)

nice try russell

Take my money now.

Her face is tied to the £pound so . . .

I don’t know her.

Yeah, if you have a super great idea that you don’t run by your co-workers before implementing in this massively public setting, it’s because, deep down, you know it’s a stupid fucking idea they’d have rightly shut down.

he’s canadian, but you can have him if you want.

She doesn’t address it in the article, but can you imagine if she has been trying to get pregnant for years but has had miscarriages? Between 20 and 33% of pregnancies end in miscarriage, but no one seems to think about that when they’re badgering other people about if they are pregnant, why they aren’t pregnant, and…

Every liberal I personally know voted for Bernie and now every single one of them, myself included, is getting behind Hillary. We’re giving too much of a voice to the Bernie or Bust contingent who are a teeny tiny minority of his supporters and are people who probably do not generally vote and if they do, they don’t…

Quite frankly, the internet has been nothing but a blessing for hate groups and for bigots. Yes, overall the internet has had a democratizing effect and I do think it has led to people in general becoming more liberal. But it has also led to people being reinforced in their crazy ideas in a way that was literally…

Last night, when I was giving out cake, the Son in Law said that she shouldn’t be allowed to sue because she chose to continue working there. I literally took the fork out of his hand and said that he can’t have any until he pulls his head out of his ass. I’m not fooling around with these people anymore. No more aid…

Why can’t Jezebel just let me have this? Why?