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“Doormats are welcoming. I’m here to work.”

Yeah, I’d for real go up the chain with Dollar Tree. I'd also search your local sex offender registry because I just have a hunch that asshole is there. 

Oh hell no! First, that’s no way to talk to a customer, second, she wasn’t even his customer, her grandmother was!

Holy fuck I am so pissed...CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER?

So I took the bar exam in Ohio in July and did not pass. I wasn’t at all surprised, because I didn’t study at all – two months before the exam, right as my study schedule was kicking off, my partner of two years broke up with me unexpectedly and I had to move out of our house, back in with my parents, and then deal

I’m so annoyed at the towns between where I work and I where I live that have trick or treat events at businesses, not on Halloween, right as I’m driving home. Traffic is bad enough, and who trick or treats while the sun is still up?

Rationally I believe you have every right to feel however you feel about this enormous thing that has happened.

My week has been shitastic. My cousin is in jail following an assault on our shared aunt and his mother (apparently he is no longer sober) but there is a silver lining: while she was hospitalized her nursing staff discovered she has ovarian cancer. So, now my aunt has had a hysterectomy and we’re waiting for results

Oh Maya! It's so hard when life just gangs up on you, plus losing Ollie. I'm sending good, healing thoughts from me to you, my friend. Hang in.

Meet Tina.

Yep. Been no contact with my mother and her side of the family for 15 years. Anyone trying to pressure you into spending time with people you don’t like, is not someone worth your effort. You’re an adult (I assume) and you can do whatever the fuck you want. Your aunt is bored. You’re not hurting anyone by refusing to

Aww, poor Cinderblock! I’m pretty sure she’s saying I hate this!

Oh, I don’t know..being a bag man for the mob for years? Tax fraud? He checks all the boxes for today’s model American citizen.. a real Guiliani kinda guy!

I have a theory about moneyball-math being used to decide casting. Once you’ve been in enough movies that make a ton of money, you are seen as a bankable asset for the next movie, even if you had nothing to do with the movies making money. He was in The Hurt Locker, which got him credibility as a actor which got him

Yeah, but if you have one dog in your bed, may as well have 7 because what you describe happens to me whether I’m trying to share a queen bed with one greyhound or one chihuahua.  Needless to say that they all now sleep in their own dog beds and I sleep alone.  I love my dogs more than anything except sleep:

Movie star who's semi-retired at 50 and surrounded by dogs? Worked for Doris Day!

If you have 7 dogs in your bed, only the dogs will be getting a good rest. Any humans will be crunched up in a tiny corner barely able to shift position.

I was going to say this. He’s publicly done some trash things and rumors about his private life are TRULY awful. I don’t see why he’s seemingly been given a pass for all of it.

Genuinely confused why people like Renner. He seems like a terrible person and he’s not even pretty? 

... you think Cardi B is a radical feminist?