No, Canadian.

I definitely see where you’re coming from, but Kim is pathologically self obsessed. I would at least put her and Kourtney on the same level (ie team nobody).

It seems like Kim and Kourtney are equally full of shit to me and Kim seems to pick on Kourtney and go on these deranged rants. Maybe I haven’t done enough research.

Oh don’t worry, I have been. But there’s a lot! I just put it in the oven and there’s 2 pumpkins left plus a container full of scraps.

Anyone cooking/baking anything good/interesting this weekend?

I found out today that there’s a woman within a bike ride’s distance of me who does it and it seems like it could just be almost another great method of meditation?

This property brothers thing has me legit shook and my roommate is laughing at me for being so grossed ou . it’s the worst brother too.

Not if it works.

Oh Honey! My MIL took a bunch of training and became a Reiki Master. I am a “touch me not” and a skeptic by nature. More than once I warned her and her voodoo hands to stay away from me. One day she managed to sneak up on me when I was resting because of a headache. That headache became a string that she pulled out of…

I have no idea. I’d sooner stab myself in the leg with a fork than watch karaoke.

We got through Dorian with no major damage. No power for 5 days was not great and my garden is a goner. But, we have a roof & Windows so I cannot be unhappy. Some folks are still without power or water here.

Was this a "I get these people confused with one another" episode?

The inbredness of royalty has finally caught up to them and they have bird bones

I love the suitably deranged tone of this wiki edit. 

Oops, I meant Jonathan, nor Drew. Twins ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I hate them, and I've only ever seen them on magazine covers; same with Chip and Joanne, and Tariq and Christina.

I hate them to. They’re among the most fame thirsty people in showbusiness.

The second Property Brother may have been murdered by Emily Deschanel, who appears to be completely insane here.

I also hate Tariq and Christina should be the national anthem.

SAME!!!