$300K/year in maintenance. I feel sick. #eattheonepercent

“Matt Lauer’s ex-wife is getting $20 million and a Hamptons horse farm ...”

does this mean we won’t have to hear from nicki minaj ever again? 

Why are you so obsessed with defending Woody Allen?

So, I’m just going to say that a child who has endured such a breach of trust from a parental figure is going to be confused, stilted in presentation, inconsistent (funny just like adult victims of abuse) in details. But just like Dr. Christine Blasey Ford said in her testimony to the house regarding her interaction…

As always, Dylan Farrow shows up like a grown up in response from more nonsense and bullshit from Team husband-dad-has-a-movie-coming-out-and-wants-awards.

Who the hell is still hiring Lena Dunham for new projects???? She’s an absolute microwave and has no business contributing to pop culture.

Personally while I think, there are similarities between Farrah Moan and Ariana Grande’s look, glitter bodices are not a new look.

Preface: I love Brit Brit! Buuuuttttt...

No, let them learn young that they don’t get to say racist and misogynist shit without consequences.

when she is dead

Hey friends, click on the second Diplo link (“posing”) to enjoy some truly turrible white people Burning Man dancing. Good gracious, it makes Burning Man look just as atrocious as I’ve always imagined it. 

My friend named her daughter Harleau (pronounced Harlow).  It’s ridiculous.  

• Miles Teller married model Keleigh Sperry in Hawaii, which sounds very nice. [Page Six]
  

Does she like big dangly earrings or smaller ones? That’s important. I like earrings but I would never wear big earrings or hoops. I only wear studs or small drop earrings. Garnets are red and super cheap, it’s the setting that costs money. If she objects you can always say “it’s just garnets but I thought they were…

Like these:

Polymer clay earrings in red - hip, elegant and not too serious.

My kid and I were standing in line waiting to check out at the grocery store Thursday and he looked at me and said, in a loud-ass preschool whisper “What the fucking hell is taking so long.” I wanted to die, but I also laughed. I am a bad grown up.

I have some encounter with weirdos every time I go to Walmart. It’s the price you pay.

Some of you have witnessed the last year of me waiting for my hard work to pay off and for things to actually start moving: work, divorce, moving out of my folks’ place, building a life somewhere rather than floating in limbo.

This week has been a FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER! Everything has started moving at a wild pace…