Can anyone who’s in a position of hiring people offer actual ways for application to get your attention?

I lost my job last month and the job search has been awful. I lose my insurance in a week. My severance gets me to the middle of next month. I’ve applied to tons of jobs that I’m qualified for...and nothing. I’m a…

Download some amazing podcasts and go for a LONNNNGGG walk. It never fails to make me feel better and think,

To the old guy who told me to smile as I walked to pick up my dinner yesterday, I say "fuck you" I don't have to smile if I don't want to.

Happy Saturday everyone! We are enjoying some unusually nice (so I’m told) late summer weather over here in Scotland and I bought some new houseplants and a cheap bottle of white wine to set the mood in the living room this evening.

While I know some small businesses try to make it via Amazon, I only buy brands I recognize that are sold by that brand if I buy them via Amazon at all. Too often the stuff is crap from a Chinese rip-off factory. The ones that scare me the most are carseats because that’s really not where you want to compromise on…

You can almost see the ceiling slowly lowering, until it crushes them. 

The neighbor behind me has these blinds... some broken /some half open - and nothing infuriates me more than seeing them.

I’m guessing she fights human trafficking in much the same way celebrities with private jets fight climate change.

• Dear White People...Why? [Instagram]

I’m single because there are men who refer to themselves as “big daddy” 

Johnson previously clarified their marital status last year after entertainment outlets reported they had secretly married. Speaking to Entertainment Tonight, Johnson said:

Thank you. Just because two of them married “commoners” (seriously I can’t believe that’s still a term) and one of those women is half black, doesn’t mean that family is as modern and “cool” and “normal” as they want people to think. All the best PR machines can’t shine this turd!

Just remember that he has the full support of Buckingham Palace the next time you’re fawning over pictures of the next royal baby.

Isn't one of his daughter's pet cause human tracking? Her efforts should probably start at home. 

Oh he knew alright. There is no way that he didn’t.

Get the epidural!

Yay! All the best! Bring a robe or a blanket cause hospitals are cold and those things they call blankets are a joke. 

Last week I shared on SNS how my friend of decades(and my ex) had a massive heart attack. This morning, my talented, frustrating, loving, goofball friend died. He had conquered addictions in his past, but cigarettes never loosened their grip. Connected to tubes and surrounded by devastated family is a shitty way to go,…

I believe it’s called acid and you buy it in little squares of paper.

This is probably sexist but as bad as awful plastic surgery looks on women, it looks even worse on men. Did he have two golf balls injected into his cheekbones? Did his dentist steal those veneers from the set of a Jim Carrey movie? And you’d think if he was already going to the trouble of having so much work done, he…