Be best, Dave.

Dude, that is some serious hardship. Look how far the tennis court is from the house! Can you imagine walking that? He probably had to flag down the groundskeeper and hitch a ride on the Gator.

1/10 troll, no coherency, not clever, illegible.

David Bowie is dead and Kid Pebble is still alive

Tom Petty is also dead and this fuckwaffle is also still alive. You are correct, the universe is a cruel place. 

This has been in my head since yesterday because of Kid Rock.

If it weren’t for gerrymandering, voter suppression and trainloads of dark money the Republican party would have ceased to exist by now.

Good thing the SCOTUS just put the red rubber stamp on gerrymandering. Between that, the EC, and the Senate itself, the only way they maintain power is cheating. The system seriously needs to change, as I’m fucking sick of somebody’s vote in Wyoming being worth like 100x more than mine.

I just learned that this asshole grew up pretty well off, on a 6 acre estate with a 5,600+ sq ft mansion, where he got to pick apples and ride ponies. His daddy owned a bunch of car dealerships. His whole “white trash/redneck” persona is a fraud; he’s a rich kid from Romeo, Michigan, who liked rap and hip hop in the…

Prince is dead and he’s alive. The universe is a cruel place.

Since 1992 there have been 7 presidential elections and the Republicans have only won the popular vote once, in 2004. And even then it wasn’t by a wide margin. These people are good making it seem like the Republicans represent real America when that is demonstrably not true. 

They are the ruling minority.

I’m reading a book about Chernobyl right now, and this video is utterly indistinguishable from the Soviet recruitment propaganda that was marketed to get people to sign up for a death wish.

This is a picture of the unbelievably posh house Kid Rock grew up in, complete with a pool, ponies and a tennis court. His entire redneck persona is a complete sham designed to sell music to rednecks, the only demographic left still willing to listen to his shitty music.

I skipped to the middle and there was a Nascar scene lmfao

I... CAN NOT believe this exists.

As opposed to sucking all five tips of the Pentagon to get people to sign up for a war that ultimately proved pointless, deceptive, and expensive? But I bet you still got paid for this propaganda, Kid Rock!

40% of party registered voters in the US are Democrats, only 25% are Republican. Its becoming increasingly difficult for them to keep up the pretense that their either the ‘silent majority’ or the ‘moral majority’. Because they’re certainly not moral, they’re certainly not the majority, and unfortunately for the rest…

Not no more he doesn’t look like those shiny dudes. I’m too lazy to find a pic (or figure out when this very cute pic is from!) but booze and adventures have left their mark.

I don’t know. There’s a chance. She kept her whole pregnancy secret until well after she delivered, so. She’s something of a wild card.