can y’all at least start hyperlinking to instagram in the text, please, since kinja can’t figure out how to display ig posts on mobile?

If things don’t work out for Lindsay with MbS, both Vladimir Putin and Rodrigo Duterte are also single at the moment. 

Bachelorette runner-up Tyler Cameron went on a date with Gigi Hadid on Sunday, August 4 [...] The supermodel, 24, and Cameron, 26, who’s also a model, were spotted at exclusive private club Soho House in Brooklyn according to social media posts. The sighting came two days after Cameron was spotted leaving the…

Rihanna challenged Donald Trump to a duel.

I wouldn't really think much of leaving my 11 month old with my parents for two days or so, but anything over that would make me anxious. Babies are SO MUCH WORK and even though I'm sure many grandparents would love to visit with their little loved ones, that's a shit ton of responsibility and work to leave on their…

How’s everyone’s garden doing? It’s been four years, but look! We finally have a tiny pomegranate on our tree!

That was very nice of them. For as god awful as Twitter is in general, stories like these make me think of how powerful it could be if your average user wasn't a troglodyte. But I digress, enjoy your gift!

Hi Jezzies, I had a lovely gift this week. About 3 weeks ago on twitter Good Reads had a subject called name a book that’s helped you through a difficult time. I tweeted that when I was in the homeless hostel I used to escape to the library to reread all of John Connollys Charlie Parker series. I received a tweet off…

it’s the last thing i wanna talk about right now but obviously i just uploaded an 8 minute youtube video

Piracy used to be a big thing in the Mediterranean. Ancient Egypt, Greece, and Rome all had to deal with it in one way or another. Abducting rich travelers and holding them for ransom was common.

Lena Dunham tried to french kiss an unamused Brad Pitt.

Transphobes: “When you’re a kid, you don’t know anything about your sexuality or gender. It’s wrong to impose an agenda on them!”

I'm starting to think the Venn Diagram overlap of right wing guys with pedophiles/rapists is just the whole circle.

calling these relationships clutching at his youth does nothing but diminish these women as otherwise impressive people just because they’re beautiful.

There’s something skeevy and pathetic about ol’ Leo, these days. He’s that sad, aging loser, desperately clutching at his dwindling youth by banging women half his age.

I thought the appeal of youtube stars was supposed to be their cheap accessiblity (ie youtube) and/or their authenticity. But if fans were willing to pay 50$ to watch a shitty video of a fake wedding, that can’t be it.

I would watch the new Top Gun if it was about Kelly McGillis dumping Maverick for Jennifer Connelly. (Although credit where credit is due, Jennifer Connelly is at least more age appropriate than Cruise's costars normally are.)

She's a model who can't walk, that's interesting.

I absolutely agree. Tom Cruise truly freaks me out, everything he made after him and Nicole’s divorce gave me the creeps (I always felt she was his island of sanity). Kelly is making the right decision.

The thing with Celine is that the way her relationship with Rene continued and ended seems to have rendered how it began moot, but it was deeply problematic. He became her manager when she was *13* and he was *40.* He was not only much, much older but had incredible power as the manager of a very young girl from a…