As that uncle, let me say there are worse fates.

Leo is quickly turning into Jack Nicholson. Brad is turning into your stoner uncle that only gets invited to Thanksgiving because he’s family. Once Grandma dies, no one will see him again.

Celebrities often wear the same outfits so that paparazzi cannot sell their photos. It looks like all the photos are taken on the same day and become worthless. Daniel Radcliffe did something similar http://mentalfloss.com/article/501844/daniel-radcliffe%E2%80%99s-clever-trick-evading-paparazzi

I’m very much a Tinsley fan. I think she brings some balance to the cast; in general I think the slightly younger, “boring” cast members who don’t last (Kristen, Jules) because they’re less aggressive and dramatic help give the viewer a respite from the Ramonas and Sonjas. (The Ramonas and Sonjas are entertaining, of…

I think Tinsley is adorable and I also think she brings nothing to the table. Neither does Heels of Steel.

I wanted to elope. That is all I am saying. 

Yeah, I had a “chill” wedding. Outdoors at my home, 10 minute ceremony w/ a JoP, lots of kids, games, relaxed food, pretty much nothing was fancy except my dress. It was still a fucking logistical and planning nightmare. There’s basically no way to organize a multi-hour event for 100 people that includes…

My advice? Keep all the details to yourself no matter how close or friendly you think you are with the person or how chill you think that person is. You’d be surprised at how much people give a shit about something that has literally zero impact on their own lives. It’s less about you and more about a lot of…

Britney was very daring and not scared. She has an adventurous side that came out and she was having a great time,” the source tells E! News.

Friendly reminder that the Kardashians have always been loud and very public advocates of Planned Parenthood. They even dedicated an entire episode of their show to PP and what they do, where workers from PP talked about their services. This wasn’t for the K’s themselves (obviously), but a very intentional effort to…

There is so much dumb in this world, the only ray of sunshine is Keanu.

“What funniest to me is this family’s consistent lack of self awareness.”

There is absolutely nothing wrong with you guys. It’s everybody else that’s the real problem. Society has fed us these lies about what couples are “supposed” to be like. In reality, as long as all involved are happy it is a good relationship. Your mind has been fucked by society and you now have to do extra work to…

Eliza Taylor and Bob Morley look like celebrity name typos.

True, good catch. Though she SHOULD be worth more than Bezos, if the world was fair. 

IDK, I’m still of a mind that the producers are the ones that sold the Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy (*eyeroll*) story to the press. But good riddance to LVP either way. She’s not game for the drama, and that’s weak.

Yeah. I think she should take an actual factory job for a few months, see how it compares. Mind you, she’d have to pretend like she’s not obscenely wealthy when she gets home at night in order to get the full effect of the experiment.

Oh, Michelle Williams. Your “factory job” that made you a millionaire many times over and gave you your entire career that you could retire from in your thirties and never have to worry about money. I think instead of “factory job” you meant “the luckiest motherfucking thing to happen to me ever and I am so grateful”? 

Has anyone seen Jezebel’s absolutely GOLDEN new header?

I ditched Sephora for Ulta and will never look back. If I go into Sephora without makeup on, forget it. They are all super bitchy. I've never had that happen in an Ulta. They also get really protective when my wife is with me (she's trans). It's kind of funny. I don't shop there too often and it's different people…