All of the above. And if you haven’t been invited make sure you show up, drink all their liquor and eat all their food, and then make a big drunken scene just to make them feel extra awkward.

I don’t tell anyone anything unless I know them well. Some folks I have worked with for almost 15 years. Those people I may say something to, otherwise I keep it to myself and power through or call in sick or say I am working from home when it is bad enough and don’t want to deal with anybody. I just had to go on med…

Yes, I’m going to need humans to start leaving the world’s tallest mountains alone.  Let’s not encourage more people to try and climb these places, Mandy.  They’re already overcrowded and incredibly polluted.

And dead bodies.

Is that jubilant Mandy Moore pic/post appropriate when the Everest summit is a massive death scene right now? It’s all over the news that people are up there dying b/c of the congestion. Seems a little tone deaf.

Anyone who pees when they laugh after being pregnant should look into pelvic floor physiotherapy. We take it for granted that people will have lasting muscle damage, incontinence, and possibly more serious problems like prolapsed organs, after pregnancy and birth, but physiotherapy can help a lot.

Word.

Why are people getting so up in arms about Cardi B having plastic surgery post baby? I figured most of the entertainment industry does once the child is born since so many have no visible signs of having grown another human inside their body. Meanwhile I lost weight and my stomach looks like sad play do.  Surgery had…

I like to think I did my 20s right, but then I look at Cara Delevingne and realize I was barely trying.

oh to be young and bendy 

I mean, they’re young and flexible and don’t need three damn weeks to recover from muscle pulls, they think all this fancy hoo-ha is fun or whatever, go ahead girls, knock yourselves out while you can still think of sex, to quote Bill Bryson, as something other than a welcome excuse to lie down.

See, for me, “sex” and “bench” don’t go together. My personal menu is “big, comfortable bed with good mattress” or “get the hell away from me.”

Her look is so confusing!! I do feel bad saying it, but her makeup and hair always look so bad. Like someone went out of their way to make her look weird. I wonder if she insists on this look? So weird.

If you could shoot your own dog in cold blood you could do just about anything. There’s a reason violence towards animals is on the checklist for sociopathy. Those poor kids. Whatever network airs that trash should help pay for therapy. 

I’m glad Jenelle and David lost custody of their kids. I read that their house is filthy and there are holes all over the walls in the house. I’m concerned for Jenelle. I hope she realizes that there’s not much else she can lose but her life, and gets way from David. I hate her, but I don’t want her dead....

I am VERY excited about this relationship! they are both fantastic

luckily, her parents are wealthy enough to deal with the inevitable and inexorable switch from “I only eat one brand of macaroni and cheese” to “I only eat one brand of frozen chicken nuggets.”

“Dennis Hof, I don’t know what he had against me but I didn’t do drugs that night,” Odom said.

Stormi is setting that baby trap. They spend that first year of eating solids consuming a wide variety of foods and you think “I did it! I introduced a wide variety of foods and my kid will not be a picky eater.”

Sort of unrelated to the actual item, but I think the only thing keeping Rob Lowe from being a James-Woods-level asshole is...the fact that he’s very stupid.