Here’s the infuriating thing:

This just happened with Jonah on Veep #NotMe

i’m trying to picture parsing this sentence ten years ago and having no idea what the hell it means, thinking maybe something along the lines of an ice cream sandwich company seth rogen founded that makes southern people say it’s delicious? knowing it means ‘dude got hot’ is less fun. i want ice cream sandwiches is…

I always read these as “Would U For A Laugh Once Assuming You Weren’t A Married Woman With Children To Consider” and for me the answer here is clearly yes. Would it be a good time? Maybe. Would I spill the tea afterward to literally anyone who asked? Definitely.

100% can’t Would this enough.

I would both Seth & Jack BUT I take issue with saying they’re the same type at all. Jack is actually really classically handsome— good bone structure, expressive eyes, etc. Seth is a little more unconventional, smooshy faced.

I have a thing for schlubby guys, so I 100% would do it and probably fall in love in the process. My boyfriend and I are a pairing straight from King of Queens (looks only, that show is terrible). When he gets insecure about me meeting a guy in the gym or whatever, I remind him that I picked HIM up at the bar.

Yeah I would too, I think he’d be pleasant to smoke weed and watch funny shit on Netflix with in between fucking so why not?

Glo Up GOALS: Slim Husky Snackwich Seth Rogen Sizzles Panny Drawls With Zaddylicious @GQMagazine Cover

Duh, of course I would. He’s cute-ish in a scruffy way, he’s rich, he smokes weed, he’s funny and he seems to be fairly pro-woman. Not sure what more anyone is looking for.

Cookies, Jack Black is just an older, more musical Seth Rogan.

Its a Would for me and I’m not even sorry. Cute hair, nice eyes and is willing to go testify before congress for the off chance they give a fuck about helping his wife? Swoon. The only downside is his shitass friends Jonah Hill and the fucking Francos.

I would watch this YouTube tutorial.

Frida Garza: The GQ photos make me say yes!

I mean, the first thing I thought when I saw that picture was “Uhhh that is definitely the exact opposite of what pediatricians tell you to do.” Babies that small really can’t move the blankets/bumpers/soft things away from their face if they end up doing a little wriggling. But this is her fourth child so it would be…

He’s actually 19–so at what age should he be held responsible for his actions and not be referred to as a child anymore?

On the Flobots/Logan Paul thing, the linked article makes this seem like some petty squabble over who did it first, but it’s really a bit more than that. If you’re familiar with the Flobots at all, they are huge social activists, incredibly engaged in their communities, and bust their asses trying to use their music…

How the hell do you work for a predatory industry making tons and tons of money and think “this is fine?” Not surprised the person who took it is a finance bro. They think everything is theirs.

It’s heinous and criminal and juvenile and exactly what I’d expect from hedge fund bros. Reminds me of that adult film actress who took a bodyshaming picture of a woman at the gym and was rightfully excoriated.