I’ll have you know that at the time of my internship, I was already the author of an EXTREMELY famous Blogspot account (6 followers! Not one was my mom!) so, you know. It’s the same.

OF COURSE Olivia Jade would have a Guthy-Renker direct mail infomercial scion as a boyfriend. OF COURSE. Grifters gonna grift. 

Isn’t the entire point of the Met Gala to find the biggest try hard?

Purses overflowing with shrimp, been there. 

I loved her fucking look. That is all. 

Probably for sharing with all those, “I don’t really smoke but can I bum one?” folks...

As with most things in life, the rich still get to smoke without consequences.
I attended an ultra-fancy wedding of a 1-percenter in Tuscany not too long ago - guests were greeted with champagne, a quietly performing string quartet, and this guy:

We covered both of those things:

I call my partner ‘honey bear.’ I also call the dog ‘honey bear.’ No one’s hurt by it.

The idea that someone who describes themselves as “Staff writer, mint chocolate hater” going after someone for being “smart and quirky!” is mildly amusing.

Awww, I think she looks pretty!* The flushed cheeks are actually fairly flattering.

it is because she’s sweet but also a little nuts!

I hate that Bieber posted a Chris Brown APPRECIATION POST on Instagram and I’m so mad I hate him I hate them. It’s gross. It’s vile. Violent. Offensive. It’s everything wrong. 

It’s sad but I specifically got eyelash extensions so I would have some form of “make-up” in the after-birth photos.

Internalized misogyny is real.

I really hope Britney’s dad has safeguarded her conservatorship against her mom. She was never shy about being a pushy stage mom. I saw some horrible footage once of Britney having a panic attack behind stage, crying and shaking from stage fright, and her mom pushing her to suck it up and go on stage.

I side-eye any woman who immediately posts awesome pics of herself immediately post-birth. Have the decency to wait 10 days.

Congrats to Amy and her hubby!

Unrelated, but ladies I just had to post this pic from tonight’s gala...

Jennifer Aniston is set for life financially, has an amazing beach house where she regularly consumes the best weed California has to offer, she’s been married to Brad Pitt and Justin Theroux (worth repeating), and frankly she seems like a pretty cool person with lots of friends... not to mention, she was in freaking…

To be honest I’ve enjoyed how “quiet” this pregnancy has been publicity wise and I wouldn’t be surprised if H&M were responsible for that.