Hayden would be better off if her mother stopped talking to Radar every five minutes. Every article about Hayden includes quotes from her mother.

Becky: “I want to put this all behind me and move on! Sob, sob”

My co-workers were discussing Ryan Reynolds’ hotness and his movies tonight. I realized how much of an old I was when I said I only knew him from “2 Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place”, and they had no idea what I was talking about.

Am I the only one who doesn’t give a flying fuck about Blake Lively being pregnant again?? Like, her and Reynolds seem like such a weird match. Idk, I’ve never really cared for her tbh so...

If I remember correctly, their relationship was terrible for her. He was significantly older than her, controlling, emotionally abusive. I’m also very curious why her family has such warm feelings for him.

As a preteen in the 90's, I adored Gwen. :(

• Keira Knightley is pregnant with baby number two. [Page Six]

I like Ellen generally, but she seems to get particularly nosy about people’s relationships and it makes me deeply uncomfortable. Leave him alone.

It’s almost as if showbiz parents don’t have the clearest sense of what’s best for their kids.

Wasn't Wilmer the one that supposedly started her on the non-sober path? On top of grooming and taking advantage of her when she was still a minor. Absolutely gross. 

I have a vague notion that Wilmer and Demi started dating when she was underrage and he was very much the opposite and it's making me wonder why her loved ones are so excited about them as a couple.

When Kelly got her appendix removed did she yell out “ Steve Carrell !!!!”

I think Demi really needs to surround herself with sober people to stay sober and I hope she doesn’t get back with Wilmer just because her family loves him because 1. he seems gross and like he like young women so he can run their lives and 2. I think she needs to learn to be sober by herself without other people…

Elizabeth Banks seems like she’d be a shit-load of fun at parties, BTW.  She’s one of the people I pray we don’t find out is secretly a horrible person.

I watch CBS This Morning because it’s actual news/educational (which is why I’m sure a certain set of people find it boring). They aren’t afraid to ask the hard questions and their show is far superior content-wise in comparison to other morning shows.

Well dumb ole me for thinking they would settle for low key and sweet. 

Any family only needs three kids max. The two main ones and the spare.

Cardi doesn’t have to comment on every damn thing. There has never been a statement made about her that she has not responded to. If I was that rich, I don’t think I’d care what anybody said about me. Did you see Beyonce getting on IG live every time a random said something about Blue? Did Angelina put out a statement…

Mrs. Jujy and I got married in Vegas with an Elvis impersonator walking her down the aisle. We had three other couples of our friends there and it was so much fun!

what’re they gonna do with all the dogs to make room for the babies