She was great playing off Gale Gordon—and Viv was on The Lucy Show.

I was thinking of something like that last night when this first appeared, but I can't go quite that far. (After all, SNL had Steve Martin and Bill Murray doing "What the HAIL is that?" for like five minutes, and that's a peak of 20th C. Western Culture.) But I'd go with 90% of CBS > 90 % of SNL.

That's even worse.

It made me vomit for the first time childhood. That's NOT a nostalgic treasure.

I got that stuff ten years ago. I had been running about ten miles a day and haven't been able to do more than three ever since.

Wrong. There is no such book.

I thought Edge of Seventeen was supposed to be a sequel. That explains why there was a lot of angst and hilarity and cool nerds but very little Tom Cruise dying.

What makes that funny is that "croaked" has two meanings. It's amphibiguous.

I still haven't got over how they co-opted my favorite pussyass draft dodger, Ted Nugent.

Towelie.

Those meme fuckers were always this close to turning Willie Wonka into a neo-nazi.

R. you serious?

Does a Chihuahua work? I got one of these, and she always follows me into the bathroom anyway.

That's not just a flashlight! It's for escaping a car that's upside down under ten feet of water after you drove off a bridge!

I am assuming she has a pussy, so he would therefore want to grab it.

Fuck it. I got lots of shit and only two hands.

Because I freak out over scenes of drowning, I will assemble my own Dunkirk from parts of Atonement and parts of Mrs. Miniver.

I thought that Barron was Director of Federal IT.

Now you've made me want to punch golden retrievers in their smug little kissers, the mellow fucks..

Back in the early seventies, Randy Newman was being interviewed. he was asked about Olivia Newton-John's "Have You Never Been Mellow?" "Mellow," he said. "Mellow?! Who the fuck would aspire to be mellow?"