Why are there two ads on this page? I have ABP up and running.

I wanna tell ya—it's so hot, I thought I was back in Saigon.

WHAT????!!! WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME???!!! FUCK 2002!!!!

To me, the look on her face is "I can't believe I just boned this asshole."

What is hai—ooooooooooooooooooooo.

Super Karate Monkey Death Dong.

When you guys look at Jim Carrey, you don't see a penis for a nose?

JEEZUS! I saw that picture and thought, Milton Berle has died????!!!! Fuck YOU, 2016, or 17.

So was Edgar Allan Poe. They both had mustaches and Poe was born in 1809, same as Lincoln.

This is just a beautiful piece of writing. Thanks.

" someone actually clipping the ball for a base run"

Irish guy! Used to be in the talkies: Gig O'Watt.

Have you "dropped it" if you couldn't find it and just forgot it was on? Like Patrick, I'm B99-less, and I'm not much the worse for it.

What the hell is Unsing?

I used to love falling asleep to MST3K. I'd always konk out about fifty minutes in.

I have watched it. It is repulsive.

I just checked with Google translator:

May I point out that Moonlight has still not been released in Eastern Kentucky.

Wooooooooooooo!

The Human Resources lady at my place of employment looks like Mrs. Beasley.