It’s early, but the decision to give up assets to waste a pick on Morris Claiborne is looking p bad.

Because european soccer is the pinnacle of the sport. Basketball and Hockey fans in europe watch our leagues because its where the best players play, you fucking monkey.

Billy Haisley Overcomes Shitty Writing, Gets Hired by Sports Website

I'm going to assume Impaled Amateurs! is video of Billy Haisley and Greg Howard being harpooned while writing soccer articles.

If you want to drink single malt, drink scotch. GTFO with "american single malts". buy some bourbon or rye.

Greg doesn't seem worried about a moose. Greg is wrong.

I know what I'm picking up this weekend for football. Left Hand and Stone are awesome, but, I would recommend any of Southern Tier's stouts. This especially:

Usually the worst thing you can have in your locker room is called "Mike Ribeiro"

Techno was started by (at least partially) black DJ's in Detroit. African American influence in electronic music is huge.

Clint Dempsey rapping > Burneko food list > being hit by a car > reading Greg Howard writing about soccer

Brooklyn Sorachi Ace is amazing. But, for sushi, the yeast would over power the sushi/rice/ginger/wasabi.

Anything other than Arsenal stuff and Screamer/Deadspin are lost.

I have a hard time believing that Eagles players get shitty service in Philly. Bartenders/Waiters are going to go out of their way because:

hey barry, what does the MA in MDMA stand for? did all you deadspinners fail chemistry?

what does the last two letters in mdma stand for?

why can't any sports media outlet understand that MDMA is, in its pure state, an Amphetamine?

windham county.

everyone thinks Vermont is a liberal oasis....but outside of the liberal arts college towns, it's basically alabama with snow.

Not sure why everyone is surprised she can pitch. If anyone was going to paint the corners, it was Mo'ne.

I'm sure the canadiens front office will now spend two years trying to convince us that, this isn't as good as we think.