The bear had a hankering for some Rhesus Pieces.

"I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake; it's an emergency "make the car smell funny"…

As the truck has thoroughly mounted the two VWs, the cameraman shouts "THAT'S NOT YOUR TRAILER"

so...how, exactly, do you think it would feel to be a model and find out that your peers consider your career "Fucking insulting" to women?

Will I have to scroll sideways? That could be a really counterintuitive game changer right there.

"I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, MOM! SHE'S TRAIL-RATED ENOUGH FOR ME! AND WE LOVE EACH OTHER AND WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!"

But when will they bring out the SRT-6 Grand Caravan?!