I saw my mail carrier driving one of these yesterday while my wife and I were out walking the dog. I was immediately curious about the badge but am not chummy enough with him to ask. (I’ve tried, he’s not a talker). This left me with no recourse but to blabber on about it to my wife the whole way back.. She could not…

The top speed was recorded to be about yes

The important part of being cool is not worrying whether you’re cool.

I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I’m a can.

I don’t know what this is and why it applies here.  Is everything OK with you?

Given that the weak point seems to be the anchor points that the tethers are attached to, how about one set of tethers (one left and one right) just cross connect to each other. Then, for it to come loose, it would have to break at least 2 more anchor points and a whole other wheel/hub/suspension assembly. Not a total…

CA law requires dealers to offer a used car return policy. It costs $250 to have the option and another $250 to return it. No one pays for this. You sign a form refusing the option.

Wife and I were looking for cheap champagne for a tailgate that wasn’t Andre once. I told her to get the Martini and Rossi, because they are a classic motor sports sponsor.

Just because they emailed Tom doesn’t make them a Jalop. I know this is difficult to understand, but there are people who look at cars as a necessary evil. They really couldn’t care less. And that is why the beige Camry is the most popular tool in the world. 

I suspect the bad-paint story is a lie, and the truth is that they’re straight returns because the buyers couldn’t handle having this conversation every day:

>>PEOPLE REALLY JUST GO AND GET THE SAME THING AGAIN?<<

Please change “bath” to “path” in the headline. For awhile, I thought it meant a financial “bath.”

Yeah, I had the exact same thought. I realized after I saw that he had a sign for his business on the old one. 

Likewise, I just figured out would be on the left and new on the right; only when I saw the hood deflector did I realize the blue one was the new one.

Yup, this.  I thought the red one was the new one!!!

The funny part is that originally I thought the blue truck was the old one, and the red the new. THEY ARE INDISTINGUISHABLE.

bet its the other way round. 

videos require volume. it also takes more time to watch a video than it does to read an article.

There were a lot of readers on Kotaku (one of Jalop's sister sites) who called for either video transcripts or write-ups with all videos and it was largely successful. I call for the same here. 

Guy brings in a Diesel Audi that he put Gasoline in and doesn’t tell the tech (Maybe he didn’t realize he did that?).  When the tech pumps out a fuel sample into a glass jar he drops it on a hot terminal and it catches on fire.  The dealership doesn’t sound like it is taking any responsibility for the fire, even…