Sir, that’s not a banana suit, it’s a yellow pantsuit. And this isn’t a Pac 10 game. It’s a Lane Bryant.

Can anyone tell me what’s going on with this guy’s hat?

Don’t kink-shame, bruv. 

Hopefully they will rebuild their inventory before Truckuary or Trarch, or the F-teenthousand might overtake them in sales as well. 

A swap I fully intend to carry out is putting a Cummins I-4 TurboDiesel in my 1969 Ford F-100 Ranger.

Yeah at first glance I thought Houston was playing UNC

How the hell is every month “Truck Month”? 

How did Dimond do in the swim meet Friday?

Me again, maybe his side chick is named “Isis,” and he took her to Starbucks, and then they went to his home. His girlfriend noticed the cup in the trash with the name “Isis” on it, and this guy needed to come up with an outrageous story to cover his ass. 

Um, or maybe they thought your name was Isis. Fuck this dude. As someone who used to work for Starbucks and a brown person who has a name that is frequently mistaken for Isis he seems to be making a mountain out of a mole hill. It’s not like his name was Mohammed and they called him Isis. Aziz is pretty damn close. Isi…

So the minimum wage staffer misheard or misspelled his name on a coffee cup and he cries discrimination even after they try to apologize? I have a name that can sound like other words and can’t keep track of the number of times I’ve seen bizarre spellings or other names/words used by mistake.

see? now thats how its done.

Next cult hit:

i would guess that the policy is supposed to be enforced uniformly to avoid the presence or appearance of bias when asking someone to leave 

thank you, awesome math person. 

A consideration to note with regards to the Amex card which has an annual fee:

It also appears to be right hand drive.

Clap ain’t supposed to be smooth, everyone knows that.  Burns like hell.  

in a pre-practice interview, Long had remarked “this edible aint shit, im gonna eat another”

Your condoms have chinstraps? Kudos to you, big guy!