PK is smart is enough to never tell someone in Quebec how to talk. They are sensitive about that shit. Imagine a dude in Texas walked down the street with bull-horn yelling ENGLISH ONLY, ENGLISH ONLY. He would catch a lot of flack. If a dude in Quebec does something similar to promote French, they build a statue of…

I was told (not by any law enforcement but by my mom, so caveat emptor) that using your emergency flashers and slowing way down was a good way to do it. However, a woman was arrested recently for doing just that. So I dunno. I guess we’re just supposed to trust the cops. /sarcasm/

That movie (and comic) was so steampunk before Steampunk.

Painfully so-so movie, but awesome vehicles.

The sword of the ocean!

People should also know that Amtrak does have baggage limits (albeit very generous), and they recently started enforcing limits and charging for excessive baggage (and requiring passengers to re-pack bags that exceed 50 lbs). Based on my observation, they really only charge if you bring it to their attention, either…

Ugh, you had to go and tell people about this. I really, really liked that no one seemed to know about this service.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

Until TSA f’s it all up.

God: “This is, in fact, happening.”

A Browns quarterback has the job security of a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.

I seriously cannot fathom the intestinal fortitude required to stand in the pocket and throw a pass knowing full well that a player roughly the size of a bulldozer is about to drive your unprotected anatomy straight into the frozen Cleveland tundra.

When they leave for Baltimore and become the new Baltimore Ravens, after the former Ravens relocate with the other 30 NFL teams to LA

As a Ravens fan, I cannot imagine a time since the new Browns got going that the Browns Browned harder.

Here were the SB Nation game thread reactions for the two teams.

30 years from now, people will ask where you were on November 30th, 2015, when the Ravens beat the Browns, and the entire world will say:

People writing about Thanksgiving leftovers always assume that there will be a lot of leftover gravy. In my experience, gravy always runs out long before the turkey does, and I often have to cobble together substitutes for that first yummy batch with the meat dripping and carving juices.

Home owners or renters policies have riders you can add for engagement rings and other valuables. You get it appraised and call your agent and have the replacement costs covered for an additional fee.

When I got engaged 15 (!) years ago as a scared and uninformed 22 year-old, I went through all this rigamarole, and one thing really stuck with me.

Unless you're a poor planner, and are going to pop the question the same day you buy the ring, or you're really, really uncertain about whether she'll say "yes," stay far,…

Guys: Please pick out the ring yourself (keeping all said above in mind). Not all women want white diamonds either, I like blue. I'm a fan of bands, too. As said above, observe what she likes. Heirlooms are very special as well. Having said that, do not give your future wife your Mom's diamond from her failed…