PK is smart is enough to never tell someone in Quebec how to talk. They are sensitive about that shit. Imagine a dude in Texas walked down the street with bull-horn yelling ENGLISH ONLY, ENGLISH ONLY. He would catch a lot of flack. If a dude in Quebec does something similar to promote French, they build a statue of…

Is that Jamie?

A fun, and wholly unintentional one, is the ratty brown robe worn by an extra in The Scorpion King.

Not really sci fi or anything but this newspaper:

I was told (not by any law enforcement but by my mom, so caveat emptor) that using your emergency flashers and slowing way down was a good way to do it. However, a woman was arrested recently for doing just that. So I dunno. I guess we’re just supposed to trust the cops. /sarcasm/

That movie (and comic) was so steampunk before Steampunk.

Painfully so-so movie, but awesome vehicles.

The sword of the ocean!

People should also know that Amtrak does have baggage limits (albeit very generous), and they recently started enforcing limits and charging for excessive baggage (and requiring passengers to re-pack bags that exceed 50 lbs). Based on my observation, they really only charge if you bring it to their attention, either…

Ugh, you had to go and tell people about this. I really, really liked that no one seemed to know about this service.

Because nobody gives a crap about using a phone to pay. Just use your goddamn credit card.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

What if a spaceman visited the Cunningham family and met Fonzie, the show’s popular “greaser” character? When Marshall brought his son’s idea to the Happy Days writers’ room, everybody was sure they had an epic disaster on their hands.

Yeah, but the Death Star can travel from place to place at light speeds, otherwise it wouldn’t be a good weapon, whereas the Space Station is stuck in orbit. I say if it can move between star systems under its own power, it’s a vehicle.

*spoilers*

I will neither confirm nor deny that I own that movie, and I will deny all accusations of actually enjoying it a little.

Until TSA f’s it all up.

Home owners or renters policies have riders you can add for engagement rings and other valuables. You get it appraised and call your agent and have the replacement costs covered for an additional fee.

When I got engaged 15 (!) years ago as a scared and uninformed 22 year-old, I went through all this rigamarole, and one thing really stuck with me.

Unless you're a poor planner, and are going to pop the question the same day you buy the ring, or you're really, really uncertain about whether she'll say "yes," stay far,…

Guys: Please pick out the ring yourself (keeping all said above in mind). Not all women want white diamonds either, I like blue. I'm a fan of bands, too. As said above, observe what she likes. Heirlooms are very special as well. Having said that, do not give your future wife your Mom's diamond from her failed…