Java Chip + mint shot = bad day at work remedy.

My rule of thumb: car loan has to be equal or shorter than the full warranty term.

Yes, I could play kick the can with an ice filled coffee can for 2 hours but I’m lazy and this article seemed to put this ice cream on the same level as the popsicle yesterday, when it clearly isn’t.

The second step is to stick it in an ice cream maker. Downvote.

This. I have the app version which comes with videos of knife skills which is suuuuper helpful. I also like how there’s sections (with drawings!) of different types of cuts, knives, stirring techniques, etc. Basically all of the cooking vocabulary is defined. I wasn’t a beginner when I got the app, but it definitely…

Eh maybe. But in the pic you posted, the model has a more kite shaped calf where in the YSL ad, the calf tapers smoothly from knee to ankle. I’m sticking with computer generated on this one.

I’m going to go with C+ in photo shopping.

Probably that his son is a psychopath.

It took this recipe for me to realize I’ve been creaming butter and sugar wrong all my life.

In what sad world do you live in such that there is left over mozzarella?

At a sleepover when we were 12-13 one of my friends *insisted* that you make french toast by mixing in a stick of unmelted butter into the egg/milk mixture. The other 3 of us were able to convince her otherwise, thankfully. I did have fun bringing this up at her wedding shower when she unwrapped a griddle though. :D

I like the cut of your jib.

The cleanser definitely made me break out :( My skin doesn’t react well to acidic stuff (no citrus oils, etc) but I liked everything else so far. The hair serum and brow pencil are amazeballs. If the lipgloss samples had come in something that wasn’t single use, those would have been my favorite.

Worst: Coming back from a fencing tournament (in NM (to DC). Return flight goes something like this: Albuquerque ->Denver -> Chicago -> Dallas -> Atlanta -> Columbus -> Philly -> (via train) DC. Rental car was not an option because I was a minor and traveling alone.

We hit our cookie targets pretty easily but you’re not going to pay for adventure camp with each girl selling cookies even if everyone accounts for an average of 500 boxes per girl. The challenge was coming up with other ways to make money so we spent a lot of time cleaning up stadiums after minor league games and…

In another life, this would be my dad.

Not so much for weight, but definitely for fitness IMO. You can always be faster/stronger/have more stamina.

I just give them cash. If you don’t take cookies in return, that money goes straight to the troop as a donation. The troop only gets about $0.80 per box.

I’m not my company’s IT person but it took me FOREVER to pound this into people’s heads that just because our freelance IT guy knows how to keep the network running doesn’t mean he knows how to set up our design software or any of the more complicated electronic survey equipment we use.

I’m betting there’s a ramp underneath the hitch somewhere.