You’re clever.

That last one was *priceless*

In reality, it’s about 6 different companies:

Interviewed for a placement with a professional organization that would match me with a summer internship in civil engineering in college. The scene: 20 year old, female me, 3 50+ male interviewers. I don’t remember the interview all that well, but I came out of it feeling like I had been patronized to within an inch…

Take a look at Aviate. Apps are sorted by both genre and alphabet and hidden from the main home screen by default. Very minimalist, but I can still see everything I want to.

Does Themer work for anything but Android?

Starting at about 5, I was regularly left in the car for up to 30 mins when it wasn’t dangerously hot out because I could entertain myself (my question when we’d be leaving the house: “Can I bring a book?”). I tended to complain when my mom said I actually had to come into the store and it wasn’t something I was…

Isn’t the Camelizer from the same people that did Camel-Camel-Camel that Amazon then cease-and-desisted?

It’s not that hard, I just refer to the restaurant as “Chi-Pot-LE” because its over salted and gross.

It was basically there to (theoretically) give the police cause to stop people who looked like they might be out for trouble. However, this was *very* unevenly applied. There’s one article (the link escapes me at the moment) that contrasted people breaking curfew in Hampden (Brooklyn-lite) vs where the riots actually…

But suede shoes are the DEVIL (and I say this with my size 11’s pining for pretty, pretty pumps)

My mom had 3. I have no idea where they came from. I always thought it was an open secret that the expiration dates on those things had no meaning.

I have never had a BB&B coupon turned down. When I went to outfit my kitchen, I had *stacks*: the $5 off of $15, the standard 20% off a single item, and the rare (but very useful) $30 off of $100. I bought over $1000 worth of stuff and every single item was discounted at least 20%. Some of those coupons were 5+ years…

I’d argue that you NEED to bring another person to Ikea simply for the fact that when you come out with a loaded cart, put it in front of any empty bay, and then come back with your car, some motherfucker will have taken your spot. Two people are necessary simply so one can guard the loading bay.

You’re asking me to have nuanced legal analysis before coffee?

SCOTUS says if the cop thinks it’s illegal, then it’s illegal

There are 80-ish home games in a regular season. I usually don’t spend more than $40/game unless playoffs.

I’m hoping to hear some quality taunting from the dugout. You *know* everyone says shit but you can never hear it because of the crowd noise.

The British Crown has income from properties they own all over the country (including the land under most of London).

Also, roof runoff is generally a bad source of water for plants you’re planning on eating.