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Classyazho
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If they paid attention to the lessons taught by Toy Story, it’s that dildos, fleshlights, tenga cups et al are just as deserving of their attention. Oh, they’re people-shaped so only they get to be rescued?

How has this not resulted in a lawsuit? I mean, from Gotye.

I’m torn between feeling really bad for her and thinking she needs to take a hard cold look at her life choices.

Hahaha totally. Although I saw them in person once, and to be honest she’s pretty small too! It’s just the other three are TEENY in comparison, like size double 0's.

And, yeah, I know there are assholes on both sides and women can lie about being on the pill too.

This is a serious problem. Unless I’m in a committed long term relationship, I’m not taking a guy’s word for it.

Guys would just lie about being on it to get bareback.

or Little Mix. Why does America sleep on them?! (Yes I am a closet stan.)

This entire country is sleeps on Little Mix. If you want a legit girl group, they’re the ones.

It’s un-presidented in fact!

A star for you!

Divorce is the only thing Trump has legitimate experience with.

Hey Melania, just look at Vanessa and see how easy it is to divorce a Donald Trump.

Since I was a kid, I’ve known people in bad health. I have a big family. Off the top of my head I can name three relatives right now who are doing poorly.

The roots look like a zipper; she can just zip off the wig whenever.

She looks like a CGI construct created by an AI who has access to images but has never actually encountered a human before.

1) She is looking increasingly like a Sim.

I actually thought the video was pretty cute...and the song was definitely less irritating to me than some of her more blatant “I’M TAYLOR SWIFT” songs.

The funny thing is, the singles released so far are easily the weakest songs from the album. “Delicate” is fantastic, “Dress” is nice and sexy, “This is Why we Can’t Have Nice Things” is a bouncier, more fun version of LWYMMD, “Getaway Car” has a nice driving (har) rhythm, and “I Did Something Bad” is a much better