In my defense, it’s not like I knew about tattoo parlors when I was in fourth grade, nor would anyone have taken me to one to get my ears pierced.

So I guess this is my chance to rant.

Chris Harrison is the devil and I won’t hear any other opinions on the matter.

And Bekah was spilling some MARVELOUS tea last night.

I don’t know why it took me so long to come around on Jennifer Garner. Maybe because I didn’t like Hannah in Felicity. Looking back though she was great in the show and she seems pretty great IRL.

She is the GOAT when it comes to the game. The bad stuff doesn’t stick to her and the good is plied so skillfully. I don’t care one way or another about her acting skills, but I just adore watching her play the Hollywood/press game.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

Yeah Best Screenplay is a very nice bronze medal. Del Gordo definitely deserved to win both of his Oscars. The man is a fantastic craftsman.

I’m happy and satisfied! It’s either “The Shape of Water”, for being great storytelling and well executed, or “Get Out”, for being innovative and bold. Since it was “TSoW”, I can accept it with the rationalization that “Get Out” is the first try of Jordan Peele, and both him and Daniel Kaluuya are young and have a…

I like it precisely because it is ridiculous and too much, lol.

This sort of makes me wish I hadn’t given up on both. I loved Scandal but both shows jumped the shark a long time ago.

Y’all I was SOOOOO impressed with this crossover! That read was stupendous. And there was a scene in which four black people were sitting in a room having a professional conversation and the extraordinary ordinariness of it (in life, but never on screen) got me teary-eyed.

AND she called her high sanity! I died.

If she made good music, I am sure people of all colors would like it. See also: Eminem.

No one warns you about all the oozing and dripping from all the different places. Tbere were days when i went throgh soooo many nursing pads...

One month after giving birth I was still on the gigantic maternity pads for postpartum bleeding/lochia. #theglamorouslife.

One of the best parts of having a baby (I imagine) is dressing them up, of course you couldn’t leave any of that behind!

I must have 25 different eared warm things for my baby daughter. It’s like, I knew I didn’t need them, but I also couldn’t not get them. The most ostentatious literally has a stuffed panda head.

Lol! Not so much.

Adults at bars on the other hand...