... she could also have cystic acne?

She backhanded the fuck out of Kristen on camera:

I just ate a salad while watching the video, 1 of 5 stars for trying to make myself feel something.

It must be nice to not get shot after kicking a cop.

I came here to make it, so... Yeah, probably.

LuAnn’s just trying to be the new Zsa Zsa. She lost her title and slapped a cop. Now she just needs to find some much younger grifter to latch onto her.

The countess getting drunk and causing a scene? Are we sure it’s her?

Is the Money can’t buy you class joke too old?

So...it was West Palm Beach.

That’s definitely a “no regerts” mugshot.

I’m torn between yay good gossip and feeling sorry for her.

Has the Irish Curse ever actually turned out to be true? Anecdotally, I kinda think it’s come brilliant bit of misdirection, for some reason or another. Because....um....yeah. Irish dudes. Mmmhmm.

So basically the Rapture was only meant to take fuckboys to heaven? But then nobody else would actually want to go to heaven.

If Chad is the representation of the kind of quality people in heaven, I’ll be happy I’m going to hell instead.

Hmm. The person I’m thinking of doesn’t deserve to go to heaven.

Paul got some rye bread with ergot. That shit ain’t on.

My research tells me the last name is Mountbatten-Windsor.

It just occurred to me that Harry has a last name and I wonder how he introduces himself. Like, hi I’m Henry David? I’m Harry David? I’m Prince Harry?

Yep, yep and more yep. Ugh.

Fucking happiness, man. What assholes. Ugh.