What the hell is up with Khloe’s talons? I’ll never understand why some women want fingernails that long.

Tweet beat!!

Apparently she had been trying to have a baby with Lamar Odom but found that she was kind of infertile. So, I think that’s what she means. I don’t think she’s that stupid. She’s the one who taught her little sister Kylie about birth control and shit because their mother didn’t.

Sometimes I see a celeb tweet and think to myself “that would have made Tweet Beat.”

Love can do wondrous things. A lot can happen in those twenty-seven seconds.

I’ve long stopped being horrified at how many grown ass adults I’ve met and seen who are totally ignorant in these matters.

I was never on Twitter then and now I have regrets.

I still at times can’t believe that our love created life!

Does anyone else miss Tweet Beat and Midweek Madness?

Hazel was 13 in 2007???? And now is working at a good job as an editor and writer. As if I needed ONE more damn reason to die.

Shouldn’t we have a doctorate or something, by now?

I’m depressed by how many of you guys were children (or barely done being children) just 10 years ago.

Same. Honestly, if you’d asked me without mentioning the site’s 10th anniversary, I would have said I was reading Internet comments on this site. I guess that was 2008.

I was on tumblr yelling at white people.

I was living in New Jersey and was literally thirteen-years-old.

What were the commenters of Jezebel doing in 2007? I’ll start.

Where’s the Finger??

Ay dey gyul!

I get where you’re coming from, I’m pregnant and I’m Mexican. I was born in Mexico and moved to the US when I was 15. So when I think of names I’d like to pick one that works here but it’s not too removed from the Mexican culture. On the other hand, I live here now and have for almost 22 years. I am never going back.…

Katherine Kaling is such a stupid name. I’m sure that most of the people who like it are white, but her daughter will definitely look somewhat Indian. The name should match how she looks and her heritage, we don’t have to all assimilate! Mindy has always done this, from shortening her name from Chokalingam (which…