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YES, YES, YES. I feel blessed to have stumbled onto the original Spanish version of the song FIRST and couldn’t believe that the beibered version was the one people in the US are listening too.

Honestly, even the Sesame street cover is better then the beibs.

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I thought we all decided that this song is not the worst?

I can believe that. I have an uncle who remarried at 56 to a woman who was 40, and they had a kid about a year later. It’s a good thing they’re both really into fitness.

That may be fair enough for you, but I refuse to believe I lost my virginity at a younger age than John Stamos. Seriously, just look at that man.

She was killed by a drunk driver (revealed in A Very Special Episode where Kimmy tries to drives drunk). I’m assuming it wasn’t on her way home from the hospital sooo...yeah.

News that John Stamos—a man who has probably been having sex for, oh, let’s be generous and say 30 years

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Me with today’s DirtBag:

Part of me is saying, “Don’t blame women for what the men in their lives do.”

And in that moment I realized that majority of woman probably wake up every morning trying to fit in a stereotype that society/socialmedia/fashion etc imposed

Wow what a snoozer. Guess Mario Batali won’t have to compete for the spotlight today.

Same. My last vacation was to the San Juan Islands. It was whale watching, museums, seafood, and sex, sex, and more sex.

Noooooooo this is disappointing. I wanted them to make something really good out of it. Don’t get me wrong, for the life of me I couldn’t see how they would strike the right tone—it’s a much easier thing to do in a trailer than in a full-length movie—but I wanted good cinema to come from this. Sigh.

Yo where is the lie

If Shania has influenced Harry’s gorgeous suits, I hereby pledge my loyalty to Queen Shania for all time.

I think I’ve used the word like twice in my life in that context. The first time I was a dumbass teenager, the second time I was using it ironically to demonstrate my scorn for that kind of shit talk.

Please tell me that “talent” is not going to be a new euphemism.

If you’re on vacation with your long-time partner, you’ve probably got the birth control thing all figured out already and you don’t need condoms. Nice try, though.

Xx=female xy=male xxy or any other genetic defect in humans =it regardless of what they want.

Gee, my idea of vacation was always about relaxing, reading and having lots of sex. I was never the sort to pack a much needed rest full of frantic activity. I reckon things have changed. ( Now I’m semi retired, so life is my vacation.)